I’ve been laughing at this for a good 5 minutes
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Things the Grump fanbase needs to leave behind in 2019:
- Sexualizing Suzy (can we pls leave her alone?? kthx)
- Freaking out about Dan being in proximity to/kissing girls (he is a grown man pls just let him do things thx)
- Sexually harassing Dan (whether you think it’s harassment or not, cut it the fuck out my dudes)
- Asking Arin and Dan to kiss (go read one of the million fanfics on a03 and sTOP ASKING ABOUT IT)
- Cringey questions on the streams in general (y’all know what I’m talkin about)
- Trying to find and/or talk to the Grumps’ family or loved ones (it’s cool to follow them on twitter and other social media if you’re nice, but please don’t go up to them??? They didn’t ask to be famous, too. Like pls stop)
- Mooning over Dan/asking him on dates (go read a Dan/You fic and calm down pls)
- Only supporting Game Grumps animated/artworks that portray Arin as ugly/fat and Dan as wildly attractive
- There was some weird antisemitism going around??? I’m a Gentile, so I can’t speak with any authority on that, but if there is, pls stop ok
- Ignoring fanfiction and lifting up fanart (it’s a stretch but I tried)
- Negative behavior and threats to fellow fans (can’t we all just get along???)
- Please let’s not assault any of the Grumps in 2019 thx
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- Being negative towards Arin and not treating him and Dan equally (Like JFC this happened so many times this year..,,,- Dan is great too don’t get me wrong but Arin is often bashed for no reason)
If I may also add:
- Ignoring all the good that Arin does for others and the people who work for/with him all because he doesn’t like your favourite game that aged very poorly.
- I am not kidding, he literally made his job into a company and gave everyone really good health insurance because Dan was sick and unable to afford his medical bills at some point.
- He also raises money for charities and cherishes his wife and fights toxic masculinity and apologizes when games he plays have crude humour in them that makes fun of marginalized groups like trans people.
- Dan has stated before on Reddit that he doesn’t understand why so many people treat him so badly when he tries to do so much for other people, stop pretending that Dan is fed up with Arin.
- Don’t badger them for things when they don’t update a certain episode you wanted (like when fans immediately revolted over DDLC episodes or Arin actually felt like he had to apologize for not giving us Halloween episodes when he wasn’t in a good place mentally).
- If Danny says not to say something, just don’t say it. He is very vocal about what makes him uncomfortable.
- Accept that just because they hate getting political doesn’t mean they aren’t allowed to believe in equal rights for people. Dan is literally Jewish and Arin is possibly bi. Stop acting like disagreeing with nazis is a wild political opinion for them to have and it’s some awful bias.
- Stop shitting on Ross. Arin is really tired of it and has asked us not to do it and even mentioned in a Skyward Sword stream that it’s not okay to treat him like shit for no reason just because it’s some meme from years ago. Ross is a good ass friend.
I’m sure there are others and I’m sorry for making this so long but here we go.
i was intimidated to draw hoodie miles but it turns out im great at it!